ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS I’M A SKELETON MADE WITH MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS BECAUSE THEY’RE WEARING SUNGLASSES, AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!
MY COOKING SKILL’S UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI, WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH but frisk just walked right past it SANS, DON’T INTERRUPT MY SONG!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED AND THAT’S WHY UNDYNE WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD- but aren’t you still in training? – HEY, THAT DOESN’T MEAN I LIED!
SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS, THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN! UNLESS YOU’RE HUMAN, THEN I’M AFRAID YOU’LL BE CAPTURED- but you kinda made friends with one…
“Well I thought they sounded like non Papyrus, which is the worst kind of sound to me”