haiku-oezu:

spooklydigg:

sonicmega:

I’M SINGING AND I HATE IT!!!

(Lyrics, editing, and voices all provided by me!)

LYRICS:

ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS
I’M A SKELETON MADE WITH MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL
IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS
BECAUSE THEY’RE WEARING SUNGLASSES, AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!

MY COOKING SKILL’S UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI,
WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG
AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH
but frisk just walked right past it
SANS, DON’T INTERRUPT MY SONG!

IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED
AND THAT’S WHY UNDYNE WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD-
but aren’t you still in training?
– HEY, THAT DOESN’T MEAN I LIED!

SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS,
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
UNLESS YOU’RE HUMAN, THEN I’M AFRAID YOU’LL BE CAPTURED-
but you kinda made friends with one…

*SANS!*

EXCELLENT.

“Well I thought they sounded like non Papyrus, which is the worst kind of sound to me”

Consider this your rad as hell box open message.

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