Hold on, this first one comes with a message…
“Hello, [Insert Name Here],
We at horse.com haven’t heard from you in a while. Tender mares miss you, and our sturdy stallions are needy. They need some love and attention, and we think you’d be the perfect choice to help them get back in the saddle, [Insert Name Here]!
Your friends at horse.com”
Well, thanks for the other submission, Selbbap, Dashie looks like she desperately needs a pony ride.